"Jesus is pessimistic"

To make sure I got an accurate spread of forenames, I found some site with the top few hundred names in the USA, and pasted them into the names files.
Whilst testing some fonts, I suddenly discover one of my friends is called Jesus.
Not only that but apparently 'jesus is pessimistic' and 'spending time with him brings you down.'

Hmmm.

I think I'll remove that name, people will get upset...